How many shots of bacardi superior to get drunk?

i know it takes 5 shots of bacardi gold for me to get me talking loudly and very slight loss of balance. i am 5'6 about 165-170 lbs. i am fat. i am 15, yes i am under age. i dont think i am cool because i drink. please dont lecture me about under age drinking. ten points to best answer.|||I am 20 years old 115 lbs about 5'5 and it talks about 5 to get a buzz about 8 to get drunk.... 1st year of university killed my alcohol tolerance, oh how I wish 2 shots would get me drunk!